Tuesday 1 July 2008

Fellow Indians who put us to shame!

Why is that many Indian men who go abroad think all western women are easy and the first thing they want to do is get into their pants ?

Why is that the Indian media is more interested about what Ash will wear for her birthday or so than highlight serious issues ?

Why is that the Indian government cannot provide us with basic necessities like power and water, necessities that people in the west so take for granted ?

Why is it that our country is basically fucked up even after 61 years of Independence ?

Now ,let me answer some of these questions myself .

Before any of you brand me as an India basher, let me add :

I am Indian myself and am proud of being Indian . It is just that I am quite frustrated at how things are run in our country and by the actions of some fellow Indians abroad. I was born in the Middle East, lived there for the first 11 years of my life ,moved to India when Saddam got crazy and then moved to Germany way back in 2006 . I think what our country needs is a new breed of leaders who actually have been abroad and have a sense of pride of being Indian . We need to learn from countries like China and do something about our infrastructure. I am happy that our country is growing at 9 percent a year but this is all going to come to a grinding halt as long as our infrastructure does not keep up . Many of us like comparing India and China . Stop right there !China is way ahead of us and I know many would say “but then it is a communist country . The leaders have their way “ . This is no excuse really . Some of my friends sent out this mail which was supposedly from Abdul Kalam which indicated we should stop cribbing about India and do something about it . I seriously do not know if it was from Abdul Kalam anyways and not only that , when you do try doing something about it , you are just shown the door by the powers that be . Trust me .I know of a few bureaucrats who were proud to be Indian but were stopped in their tracks when they tried to change the system . They were even accused of corruption . Poor souls !

I sometimes think India needs a revolution to be respected all over the world . I do hope one day I will be a citizen of a developed India and not of a country which is run by religious fundamentalists/zealots and hypocrites.

Some of our leaders care more about how short the skirt of some actress is . I know most of these scumbags would not miss a chance to sleep with that particular actress if they got a chance.

My advice to my fellow Indians especially men who travel abroad . I am not trying to portray a holier than thou attitude but honestly I think I have been a good brand ambassador for Indians . My foreign friends will vouch for it .

Anyways , that is not the point .

Next time you travel abroad , please have a sense of pride. Remember that you are representing your country and not just yourself .

Your actions are considered to be the actions of all Indians

For Indian men who are sexually frustrated ;Most women in the west are not like what you see in those childish porno movies.

Maybe ,it helps to remain a wanker if you cannot get a girl . Please leave innocent girls alone . Girls are not sex objects. Treat them with respect.

Last but not the least , have some personal hygiene. Taking a bath takes 5-10 minutes. There is plenty of water.

PS: If I have hurt any feelings here ,I am not going to be sorry . You know why ? Because if you felt bad, it is highly probable that you behave like some of the people I described.

Comments are welcome . Critical comments too !